The black glove on krumm's dad's hand is genius

He's so hot right now

I'm sorry but how many people were involved in this photo shoot, secretly thinking to themselves 'messed up' while going along with it.
Sexy man, very disturbing photo shoot. Most chicks don't have coffin fantasies. Vampire fantasies yes, man in a coffin no.

Candy crush sagas

Tried to cheat at candy crush. Kept putting the date forward on my phone so it would give me a full set of lives. Candy crush found out. When I corrected the date on my phone, candy crush gave me over 9000 hours waiting time for another life. So I deleted and reloaded the app again. Full set of lives, no waiting time. Candy crush= 1, me= 2

Well done Jon Uriarte - guys in their girlfriends clothes

Beards on faces

I really hate facial hair that has been trimmed in a 'fancy' way. If you're gonna grow some fuzz that's fine, just let it grow natural. Shaving some spots and not others is really unattractive. It must be a real pain to maintain too!

Your fancy words don't impress me

You had to say marionettes you couldn't just say puppets

Kids these days

Just heard a kid describe something as being 'fully sick'. Really? Really?